Morpheus' Architect

My name is Alan. I'm a normal guy who likes normal things.
Vogue, Kirsten Dunst, Marie Antoinette.

Vogue, Kirsten Dunst, Marie Antoinette.

Keira Knightley is feeding an elephant with a giant baby bottle.  Your argument is invalid.

Keira Knightley is feeding an elephant with a giant baby bottle.  Your argument is invalid.

Hansel and Gretel, Vogue style.

Hansel and Gretel, Vogue style.

Who wants to have a tea party?

Who wants to have a tea party?

Guess what I saw?  And guess who was the best?

Nope

One more try

That’s right, suckers!

Guess what I saw?  And guess who was the best?

Nope

Nope

Try again

One more try

Who's da best?

That’s right, suckers!